1000 web dates an in-the-trenches view of dating and relationships today

1. 

   Online Dating
   May 16th, 2007 - 02:25

   Haha, some of these are really funny. I think i’ll use them
2. 

   Phinker
   January 13th, 2008 - 03:49

   Wow, the issues with these titles:
   * Looking for Pledges for a Masturbate-a-thon.
   Yes, excellent, this makes you look like a wanker that cant get any chicks. how counter productive. 0/10

   * Tired of fake women – and I don’t mean the inflatable type.
   yet again, cant get chicks so I fuck a rubber doll. Oh yea Im sure the women are attracted to this kind of guy! -10/10

   * Making people think since… [insert date]
   the only non-counter productive one on there, but its not provoking enough interest in a woman (ESP if she is high-caliber) for her to actually *click* on your profile. 3/10

   * Distraction Wanted
   another ok-ish one, non-self depreciating and will probably pull the most reactions. 4.5/10

   * Lead me not into temptation… I can find it on my own!
   Cheesy. used a billion times. theres nothing like a no-body. -5/10

   * Some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps
   best one on here, shows that your not fearful of the sex topic as if your going to offend the woman oooooo! PC BS. BUT, it limits what you can get because not all chicks are into this kind of kinky stuff…and if you use this line and are not into it yourself…for shame; thats called TRY-HARD. 7/10 if its congruent with your sexual taste, 0/10 if its not.

   * Lost soul looking for mate
   makes you look like desperate guy that no girl wants. the runt of the litter, its a puppy no girl wants…unless shes one of those ‘lonelygirl2366”s that NO guy wants either..Oh! you’re both perfect for each other!…meanwhile every other self respecting man is saying “fuck that shit! I want a girl thats attractive and hasnt got baggage!!”
   0/10.

   average: -0.5/10 or -7.5/10
   not good.
3. 

   Tera Patrik
   July 5th, 2008 - 21:23

   Hey nice site guys. Anyways thought de suggest some dating times. 1. When on your first date always start as friends, that you want get hurt if things dont work. 2. Smile and be happy. 3. Listen. Girls like to share so be an open ear. 4. Have a good laugh so that the first date is remember. Tera Patric

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