22May/080
Ew.
A message today on OkCupid from a mustached man more than 20 years my senior and over 2500 miles away: "The OK Cupid computer seems to think I should message you. Any ideas why?
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My reply: "I don't know. Do you always do what the OkCupid computer tells you to?"
I knew there was a reason why I never trust a man with a mustache. A goatee however, I can really get into. But a mustache? Creepy.