So now you know why opening lines in your dating profile REALLY matter as well as some of my favorite online dating profile openers. But what openers should you avoid at all costs?
Read on for some unfortunate dating profile openers I’ve actually run across:

THE SKY IS FALLING!!! Now that I have your attention…
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Surely someone is going to ask for examples that make the earth move beneath me from the last post (Why Opening Lines in Your Dating Profile REALLY Matter). So, here are some of my all-time favorites, some of which I came up with myself:

Looking for Pledges for a Masturbate-a-thon.
Tired of fake women - and I […]

I have an addiction to the things that make me feel good. Yet my vices are nowhere near normal. Alcohol and drugs have never truly appealed to me; I distinctly remember telling friends in high school when they’d proffer me something temptingly illegal, “Why should I pay to act stupid when I can do that […]

This week has been a crazy one for me, trying to maneuver several writing projects, yet the Internet (and this online dating blog) have waited for no one. In fact, my lack of posting doesn’t seem to have decreased traffic at all - in fact, I’ve received lots of hits from the New York Times […]

When initiating a conversation with someone from an online dating website, a tip to the wise: make sure your note is something personal and specific to the person whose interest you are trying to attract. This online dating tip applies doubly to men than it does for women, unfortunately.
Why? Women, on average, get twenty times […]