So now you know why opening lines in your dating profile REALLY matter as well as some of my favorite online dating profile openers. But what openers should you avoid at all costs?
Read on for some unfortunate dating profile openers I’ve actually run across:

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Surely someone is going to ask for examples that make the earth move beneath me from the last post (Why Opening Lines in Your Dating Profile REALLY Matter). So, here are some of my all-time favorites, some of which I came up with myself:

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I have an addiction to the things that make me feel good. Yet my vices are nowhere near normal. Alcohol and drugs have never truly appealed to me; I distinctly remember telling friends in high school when they’d proffer me something temptingly illegal, “Why should I pay to act stupid when I can do that […]

JDate, the largest U.S. web dating site for Jewish people, didn’t initially intend to exclude gays and lesbians from their website when they opened up shop a decade ago. Since then however, according to the EDGE Boston, the site has now opened it’s doors to those of all sexual orientations by adding the option of […]

After dating more than 500 different people over the space of four years, I’ve seen my fair share of online dating profiles. On top of that, I’ve had, literally, thousands of responses from the online dating profiles I’ve posted on various Net dating sites.
All of this first-hand research has made me a bit of an […]