So now you know why opening lines in your dating profile REALLY matter as well as some of my favorite online dating profile openers. But what openers should you avoid at all costs?
Read on for some unfortunate dating profile openers I’ve actually run across:

THE SKY IS FALLING!!! Now that I have your attention…
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I have an addiction to the things that make me feel good. Yet my vices are nowhere near normal. Alcohol and drugs have never truly appealed to me; I distinctly remember telling friends in high school when they’d proffer me something temptingly illegal, “Why should I pay to act stupid when I can do that […]